Most Disturbing Box Art Ever
Tags: DS, think of the children, WTF, Zelda
After completing the illustration for this Zelda-derived minor character spinoff game, the artist replaced the nylon stocking on his head and resumed stroking his limbless Bratz doll with a horsehair brush, while muttering it puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose.
4 responses to “Most Disturbing Box Art Ever”
Put the fairy in the boxart. PUT THE FAIRY IN THE BOXART!
I was going to attempt to blast you for homophobie or something… but you’re way correct. This belongs behind one of those ubiquitous Wanna See Something SCARY>?!?!?! banner ads.
Excuse me Princess Zelda, but, are you about a size 14?
What’s with the clock around his neck?
Oh, wait, I get it, he’s like Flavor Flav! Except that instead of being part of a seminal hip-hop group and later self-immolating on a shameful, offensive reality show, he’s just this weird diddler superhero elf who looks lke the bucktoothed love child of Jamie Farr and Charles Aznavour!
Cool! What took them so long?