Just a slight off-topic here.

When you run a blog, you must employ spam-catching software to defend against the stupefying deluge of linguistic diarrhoea that constantly threatens to engulf it.* WordPress comes equipped with a samurai-like plugin called Akismet that dispatches the aforementioned crapflood quite nicely. Nonetheless, every so often I do a spot check and see what’s currently locked in the dungeon. Some of it is totally baffling.

Like this, snippits of random prose with a phrase rudely interjected:

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I’m gonna try that some time. Just insert “nervous first time lesbian” into every 3rd or fourth sentence. And then end everything with a kind of gutteral slur.

Or these, which are even weirder:

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Alexander Hall | ?????????@wdqcl.gw | members.???.com/hsauertieg/r?? | IP: 69.116.204.20
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It’s like they’re casting a spell.

* of course I have programmed it to ignore my own stupefying crapflood, natch.