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Fable 2 Achievements Might Be The Best Achievements Ever

I’ve listed a few of my favourite achievements for Fable 2 below. For bonus mirth, as you read these, I want you to forget anything you might know about the Fable games, and just try to imagine how this list would look to an non-game-player. Or your mom. The Archaeologist -5g Dig up something your [...]


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Quick Note on Braid

Braid is very clever. It is an extremely well-designed game. It is also sadistic in the extreme. If I ever meet Jonathan Blow in person, I’m going to shake his hand, and then I’m going to beat him to death with a tire iron. And then I’ll rewind time and do it over and over [...]


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Dylan Responds

Being the swell guy that he is, Dylan replied to my email (in the previous post) about the difficulty levels of his games: Hello Ryan, Heheh, your mail almost made me lose my tea all over the PC keyboard. You’ll be pleased to know that one thing we will add to Monsters in an upcoming [...]


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Open Letter to Dylan Cuthbert

TO: dylan@q-games.com FROM: nerfgun@citizengame.ca SUBJECT: cores, soft and hard Dear Dylan, You are killing me slowly and ruining my relationship. Ok, maybe that’s a bit harsh. You are slightly maiming my psyche and irritating my fiancée. The problem is your core. It is too hard. You take this core of hardness and apply it to [...]


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Still Alive

Like a phoenix arising from the ashes, only to trip on a banana peel and fall down again, only to arise once more, I will be posting again soon! Stay tuned.


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