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Motorstorm is actually a horrific experience when you think about it

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The thing I like about Motorstorm is that it combines two of my great loves in life: machine-based ultraviolence, and snuff films. It really is quite the death-dealing jamboree. Collected below the fold you’ll find a small sample of my favourite end-of-virtual-life moments. It all blends together into a sort of automotive hellscape, a Groundhog Day of collision and torment, fuelled by diesel and bags of money* and amphetamine, from which the only escape be the sweet kiss of stainless steel intersecting your ribcage, at a speed best expressed as an exponent.

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* I have to assume these people are rich; they have an aircraft carrier in the intro that they are using as a waterslide

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One response to “Motorstorm is actually a horrific experience when you think about it”

  1. Unfortunately, I’ve never been able to give this game the time that it deserves. I’ve been caught up in Bioshock, Fat Princess, Wipeout HD, Shatter and Tales of Vesperia lately.