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I See What They Did There – Assassin’s Solid

This was the best April 1 gag by far. I wonder who approached whom to make this happen. It’s kind of funny. The joke, that is. But more to the point, the clip contains some mindfuckingly spectacular Metal Gear Solid 4 gameplay that sort of overshadows the funny, in the end. My thought process went [...]


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A Right Way And A Wrong Way To Do These


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The Fact That Super Smash Bros. Brawl Allows This Depiction Is Repugnant

(From Kotaku)


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Solid Snake, Ace Photographer

Ok, I’m blatantly stealing this link from Kotaku because it is so entertaining. I didn’t quite know what to make of it at first, but the payoffs are great. In a nutshell – some highly skilled Metal Gear Solid 3 player embarks on a ridiculous series of orchestrated photo-ops using the in-game camera. It’s amazing [...]


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Oof. New MGS4 Screens.

Kojima Productions reminds us once again why his fans are loyal to the grave. For those woebegotten souls who would oppose them, death shall be their only reward. Latest screens here. I dunno what’s with the monkey, though.


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MMIIX is Go

Let us take a moment to acknowledge that annual micro-shock of realizing the perfectly futuristic sound of the year 2008 – (…) and the dependable string of thought that follows; inevitably you note that there tain’t much too futuristicimal about the actual year 2008 we’re living in. Except for two things: videogames the stuff Apple [...]


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Sorry for the Radio Silence

One day you’re blogging along, everything is fine, and then Life decides to call you up and demands revisions and corners you in an office to review changes and won’t leave you alone; and you’re all like, hey Life, fuck off, and Life is all like do this work bitch, because I’m fuckin’ Life and [...]


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De-Constructing Metal Gear Solid 2

In the world of videogames rarely does anyone take the time to perform an in-depth dissertation. Most of us who write about videogames are too busy looking for ways to sneak snide comments and funny asides into news and/or reviews. I’m more guilty of this than others, as evidenced by the almost funny picture above. [...]


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Metal Gear Solid 4 Gameplay

KONAMI DEVELOPMENT: FIELD MANUAL EXCERPT All Metal Gear Solid demos will contain the following necessary elements: stupendously badass graphics interesting new twists on MGS gameplay mechanics crotch-grabbing Raiden attempting to look tough a cigarette weather new and interesting ways to subdue an enemy soldier new and interesting ways to climb into various containers vomit something [...]


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New Content for MGS Portable Ops (+)

Yes, +. The video instructs you to feel the +. I don’t know what this means. Look, its Geriatric Snake! In 1971! TIME PARADOX Trailer here. And I thought I was almost all the way through the game, now I find out that there’s more. The one new single-player level – INFINITY MISSION – seems [...]


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